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Friends, Romans, and Countrymen.
Being your local anus, I shall spew out crap non-stop.
And, being a Roman anus, I shall spew forth ROMAN crap!
Romans: For the Anus!!
Gauls: Dear, the Romans are coming!
Goths: Om nom nom nom
Huns: What. The. Fuck. Is. Going. On.
Romans: Chaaarge in the name of the GLOURIOUS Roman Anus, Julius Caesar!
Briton Tribes: Tear down the fuckin' wall, the Anuses are coming!
Germanic Peoples: Liebe! Achtung!
Chinese: *continues eating rice*
Romans: In the name of Julius Caesar, kill them all! FOR THE ANUS.